Lorem Ipsum with a Twist of Corporate Double-Speak
I'm always finding a need to use Lorem Ipsum text. Always. Test data, filler, all the normal reasons. For that, there's no better resource than Subterrane's aptly named Lorem Ipsum Generator. I use it daily or nearly so. But this morning, courtesy of Merlin Mann at 43 Folders, I read this:
"Synergistically engage cross-media human capital for out-of-the-box convergence. Objectively generate fully tested meta-services via market-driven sources. Interactively underwhelm long-term high-impact convergence rather than future-proof convergence."
Yeah, I don't know what it means either, but that's the point, of course. Well, that and the impressive capacity to spew forth a copious volume of verbiage while simultaneously saying nothing at all. Fun.
This boardroom amusement is brought to you courtesy of Corporate Ipsum, a dashboard widget for OS X. Lorem ipsum is dead to me (at least when I'm using my Mac). There's even a nice Office Space reset in the overview text.
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